Howard Moon: Kodiak! He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. Sponsored . Spider Dijon: Your wife was not just free with me. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! I'm not having that. I'll be uploading lots more behind the scene clips, bloopers, outtakes and deleted scenes so comment, like and subscribe for more! You know? Two for fringe. I'm the Hitcher, let me put you in the picture, creeping in you room in the dead of night, with me solo polo vision! It is the third Boosh episode to feature both members of Robots in Disguise. It hurts. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Howard: So, er just wanna say that erm it's great to have you on the show, great to be working with you. Fighting in the dojo. Even now, it stands as one of British televisions most unique and off-the-wall sitcoms. The Hitcher: [to Howard Moon] You oughta be careful boy - there's alotta weirdos around 'ere, lotta nasty people [leers] lotta nutters. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? It isn't small, it's the big one! Although Kirk appears to be only six years old, he is in fact a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. I have the amulet. No, sod it, eight! Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. Vince: Oh yeah, I do the costumes, you do the music. I slip into it like a peanut. Bingo Announcer: Two bloody stumps: number eleven. The idea is you play, and then you scram; but oh, no, you wouldn't listen, would you? That's the most one-track I could get away with off maybe, "Rumors". It's a mash up! Reporting on what you care about. Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? Cookie Notice North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. Developed from three stage shows and a six-episode radio series, it has since spawned a total of 20 television episodes for BBC Three which aired from 2003 to 2007, and two live tours of the UK, as well as two live shows in the United States. Thanks. Dennis: We were only just in the service station. See this pocket? It'll turn you into musical geniuses. Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. Dixon Bainbridge: Well just do what we did the last time. Vince: Yeah hair circumference, there's a lot to think about with hair. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. Besides, I've had deeper relationships in my mind, at a distance, than you'll ever have in your lifetime, you know that. Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. it? Pound ya banana! Howard Moon: Vince, this is difficult for me, but I feel as though I should say this. NO? Bob Fossil: The brown little hand foot man. Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . I was naked, it was dark, I was changing a string, I became entangled! It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things right before she ransacks the city. That's even worse! Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. The main moon. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? I think that's got the wrong ring to it. An unusual haircut 2. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. The 20 most nonsensical quotes from the W1A team The Audience goes wild]. Rudy: No need to say anything, just kiss my balls. 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Ultra: Well, he better be. Chokus-Pocus!, The Spirit of Jazz: Im gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!, Eleanor: Im a woman in the prime of her life who needs love-squeezins!, Crack Fox: Im gonna make you wear a little dress and hurt you, Howard Moon: Keep back. Privacy Policy. Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? Tony Harrison: Watch the room crumble at the awe of the H-man. M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Offbeat Sitcom Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle/ Sitting in a tight place/ Laughing like a monkey arm/ Pulling like a China boy/ Carraway carraway carraway noise/ Boing, chika masala/ Boing, chika masala/ oh tooth tooth/ [suck in air] ! Nanageddon is the third episode of Series Two. Piper Twins: Oh yea! Dixon Bainbridge: I don't know, a Kit Kat. I was having problems coping with the stardom. Howard: Yeah or else? Howard: Something Tommy taught me. Really related to the character of erm, Jonathan, thought he was great. 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners We've got to get out of town. He's a renowned ram-raider. 20 of The Young Ones most gloriously silly quotes Played by Dee Plume's nephew. Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. But you are pure of heart. Very visually noisy, your face. Howard Moon: Yeah, he's gone a bit wrong. The eyes screaming out? We all dream but do we really dream? Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? NOOO! Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? Johnny Segment? And it ain't purty! Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Vince: Just punch the big mouse. Vince: You touch me, Bollo'll rinse you out like a hot flannel. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) My hats on fire! the mighty boosh We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. Howard Moon: Exactly. Which The Mighty Boosh Character Are You? TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? Charlie was racked with guilt, he'd just killed fifty Inuits, no one needs that. The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. A fantabulous television programme 3. Vince Noir: If I didn't, you' look like Stig of the Dump. An idea is formulating! Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe you'll take this place a bit more seriously now. Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Howard Moon: Thats a pretty big mood swing. Howard: Well as a writer it's erm, it's something that I, I have to do, I have to get involved in the darker side of the human psyche. Howard Moon: Please don't speak to me ever again in your life. Join in with me, boy. POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. Series 2: 3. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. How do you Kill-A-Roo? 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety! My mind's like a fortress. All is lost. Saboo: Are you insane? He's a Russian Bear! The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a shark with knees! . Hook goes right through 'im. You've never even been to the crunch. I come fully equipped with a papoose. Folksinger: I twined her in my twisted beard we walked among the standing stones the light was fading on our match so we stopped for lemon barley drinks Jurgen Haabemaster: [Howard is watching a Black & White Art Film. Come on. Can he get out? Saboo: Yeah, like if you were sober, you could drive anyway. As teenager we would drive about town together. Howard Moon: We're in trouble. In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. But fortunately, I had a pistol hidden in my moustache., Naboo: Dont mess with the occult. Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system. Vince: It is enough, but is it really enough? Tony Harrison: Can we stop? 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes Simon McFarnaby: [Has a brown layer of skin around his head making him look like a conker] I've got something lined up for the Autumn. Quotes.net. It's delivered by ninjas. He is his own man! [laughs]. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Vince: I write novels. Pain. It's not a dress! This is obsolete. I have the amulet. One for height. Howard Moon: My hair just doesn't grow very fast. You just killed the wrong geezer! It's all part of the ritual. It was too hot in L.A, and he melted like a pink bitch. Since I've already tried my hand at ranking all of classic Doctor Who, I figured I'd try ranking Boosh episodes - less daunting in the sense that there are far fewer things to list, but also tougher in that there are no "bad" Boosh episodes (classic Who, of course, being . Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? 2. [Takes a spoon full and eats some vomit] Mmmm. Howard Moon: I'm telling you I love you. Howard Moon: I'm not wearing that on stage. Howard Moon: You better not be laughing at me now. Howard: They never found Tommy's body, so under zoo regulation 409 subsection C, he's technically still the owner of the zoo and you can't sell it. What have you got? Dennis: [to his wife] I've got to go now, bye. Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. And then, he, he picked up a tube. It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning. Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind? The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit. Vince: I know you're questioning the nature of reality, but are you really questioning it? Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! "A miracle! It's true. Tony Harrison: I come fully equipped with a papoose! Tony Harrison is a fictional character portrayed by Noel Fielding. The most powerful hairspray known to man. The Mighty Boosh (20042007) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. 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