I let out a silent one, but heard a splat on the ground behind me. Here are the hilarious results. As soon as I got in there, I didnt even need to sit on the toilet anymore. Now that you're finished shaming yourself, take off your soiled underroos. I was so worried my staff would take the trash out that evening and say something about the smell. Be careful though, making fun of those who crap their pants buys you a visit from the crap-your-pants troll.and you know what that means. I had already pooped twice that day and we were about a mile down river when I immediately knew I had to take a massive shit. Shit, shit, shit, I mutter as I pass my wife, who passed out on the couch. And I can still feel myself squatting there praying my neighbors didnt see me. August of last year I was in my worst flare ever. About 2 hours into the 4 hour dance, I started to feel super sick to my stomach, so I sat out for about 30 minutes while my friends finished up and me and couple others headed back to the hotel early and told the others we would set up for the night so it would be ready when they got back. I zoomed into the Macy's parking lot. You make sure you know everything about everything so you can be prepared. I must of rose an inch off the seat there was that much! One particular day, I was soaking up my rays, and I remember it was between 3 and 3:30 in the afternoon (around the time our local school district let out).mom came home from work about 4. I dumped what I could in the toilet and tried my best to clean up the rest. I waddled through the house and ordered my 9-year-old out (I couldn't have her see her mother like that). There I was, bleaching my summer whites while wearing my favorite coral dress and sandals at the local laundromat, when a feeling came over me Id never had before. I waddled through the house into the bathroom, and ordered my 9 year old out. I nearly pooped my pants this morning. Thank YOU Thank You once again to everyone who is part of our newsletter who took the chance(maybe we should say risk) in sharing your pooping the pants story. Then, I emitted a sudden squelch sound, which startled him and he turned round and asked if i was alright. yeh, fine mate i lied. Then text, Facebook, or tell the girlfriend, Your boyfriend was walking weird. This was a wonderful idea, and I would take naps outside and stay warm! I had a really cool experience. i have shit-load of stories heres 2 of my finest: 1. So we finally get to the hotel and i sprint of the bus so damn fast and my bff is like WHAT IS GOING ON. I shoved some leaves into my butt and pinched for the rest of the way out, but I kept getting lost. Una vez en la universidad, me hice pop un poco en los pantalones en un buf libre de bistecs Country Steaks. You have to see it for. Those undies could have contained the wild butt truffle and saved the person who mops the floors from finding the treat after it had a chance to seep in the cracks of the tile floor. You need to be sure, because hopefully, this is a no-shit situation. On holiday in Canada, my girlfriend and i stayed a night with an old friend of my mums on Vancouver Island whom we had never met before. I sat down on the toiletbig joke. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart safe. Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself. Another car was behind me, so I was trapped. Dimensions. I just sincerely hope you are wearing undies substantial enough to hold your shit in when its your turn. Crazy enough, she thought I lost my mind wearing my shirt like you see in the picture, then I told her the story and she was laughing for a while. Also, she asked me what smelled like dog poop and puke so Im pretty sure she was ready to leave the laundromat, which now smelled like an outhouse that had been sublet by a frat house for a semester. Last but not least, our professor came and brought me medicine while i was in my underwear crawling into the kitchen to get water. I squeek out the question to the old lady behind the desk and whilst she rambles on about which doors to open and stairs to climb, it all just goes and its all very audible. Liquid shit spilled from my bum with no signs of stopping. It was even part of his brothers best man speech. She followed the poop trail through the house to the porch and came racing back to laugh hysterically at my expense. I had ulcerative colitis and was at dinner with a very new boyfriend. It is comforting to me for some reason I can't explain. It sure was a day Ill never forget. We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their funniest "I pooped my pants as an adult" story. I was weirdly gassy but was chillin' because I was alone, so, like, lettin it go as needed. English. I decided to go. I was wearing a fucking dress with a thong. Most people would be absolutely mortified if they ever, you know, pooped their pants in front of . And avoid parades. So I paced around the apartment, knowing I was doomed. Some guy was up in the front doing a slide show on some emergency procedures. Larry King Now on Ora.TV. My daughter and I needed to get to safety STAT. So Im feeling the rumble as Im swirling the chocolate soft serve onto the cone, open up the window to hand it to the customer, and just as our hands make contact, I lose all control of my butt muscles. ENDNOTE 1: Or you can do what I did: print this article and put it into the backpack of every dude with a hot girlfriend. I felt the rumble as I swirled the chocolate soft serve onto a cone, opened up the window to hand it to a customer, and just as our hands made contact I lost control of my butt muscles. had to go with my own baggy pair. Ever. I cant control it and as Im walking, my underwear and leggings are filling with hot diarrhea. I worked in the ice cream shopand on this day I was by myself. As I was driving I began to feel the rumblings and started praying immediately. Sometimes, a fart turns into a shit. Gross! Early 20s. I was so ashamed, and all my boyfriend could do was point and laugh. CRAP! It was a disaster. By Anonymous Feb 14. He told me Im a savage. I was so drunk and was crying, saying, "please don't break up with me!". It happened at the end of the day and I just had to last about 45 more minutes in wet pants, then cried all the way on the drive home. If they like going in their pants, I see no harm in it. Not my finest moment. So I had to make the long walk from the ice cream shop, through the go-kart track, across the putt putt course, in front of all of the customers and cute boys who worked there, with poop in my pants. also now my hands were covered in poo too. I finally made it inside to the bathroom I had to take my underwear off and throw them away. One of the many times that I took a laxative, oddly enough I had an allergic reaction to something and was advised that I should takesome Benadryl (I broke out in hives all over). Right? Being over 50 and having some heart conditions, not sure Stelara would be, Dr. Pradeep Jain Gastroenterologist Delhi, India. My name is Erin, and I pooped my pants. Incidentally the garden has been a real carpet saver, as I never enter the house, without semi sorting myself out, so avoiding dribbling on the carpets. Mind you I was having very slight symptoms so I felt safe in the white jeans. The thing about working at a DOE facility was you had to go through an armed gate to enter and exit the facility and you could be stopped at any time for a random search. My husband (then boyfriend) went out with his two brothers for Cincinnati Reds Opening Day. Oh sweet Jesus, I hear her say. The urge was getting stronger, but the cars in front weren't moving. It could have been wayyyyyyy worse! The first three hours of the morning werent easy back then and I couldnt be more than a room away from the bathroom. I also thanked him for having the foresight and having me wear boxer briefs that particular day. They told me it happens all the time, but I wasnt buying it and kept wailing. I ran to the extremely fancy bathroom and had to toss my underwear in the trash can. I pooped my pants with Elissa the Mom. I jumped right into the shower clothes and all, but I was too late. I went out and bought her a dozen doughnuts, her usual order from Starbucks and flowers. See all details. All he did was laugh. One quick toot and out comes a liquid sploosh onto the floor. I squatted over the bin and tried to get my dress up over my ass, but I couldnt do it in time. Points in Case is a daily literary humor publication featuring enlightening and irreverent comedy from seasoned writers and fresh voices, since 1999. So I make it to the second floor, and what do I findanother full house, you got it, damn the luck! Uc is a tough illness so you always half to be ready for the worst but still have fun with what you are doing one day at a time. I even pooped my pants recently in a taxi and made the driver stop and leave me on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere! There is a line a mile long. Had urgent need to go. Worst experience ever was the one time I did it in public wearing WHITE JEANS!!!!! Bless my wonderful parents. My run turned into a walk. Memorial Day Parade. Keep your head up, you arent alone, it happens to the best of us! Nothing has been funny as long as people crapping their pants. I continue the brisk, waddling walk of shame, defeated. I was still in public with wet pants (usually shorts) and could be seen in them. I stood cross-legged for what seemed like an eternity. So I went to the ER numerous times and they just said it was something bad that I had eaten. Then use my t-shirt as pants, my flannel shirt for my shirt(daaaa) and put on the shoes and head back to see Michaela. I was in control of my own movements and self. Actually, if you still want to shame yourself, go ahead. I guess I got too comfortable because I fell asleep and woke up two hours later in freezing water, with lettuce, a disintegrated bun, and a hamburger floating around me. If you need to pass gas, go ahead and go to the toilet you might get more than you bargained for! I jumped into the shower, clothes and all, but was too late. I just started a new job and was at the orientation. My boyfriend and I love to kayak and one day we started down the river, and my stomach wasnt feeling so great. Nexttake a big fat shower. She followed the poop trail and came racing back to laugh hysterically at my expense. No sooner had I stepped out of my car started running when I froze in the middle of the parking lot. If you look at most airplane toilets, there's a picture telling you to close the lid prior to flushing. I had already pooped twice that day, and we were about a mile down river when I immediately knew I had to take a massive shit. I had been diagnosed with UC for almost a year and at this point I was also living with not only UC, but also C-diff and a blood infection. Ended up calling the ambulance because I was so weak and started blacking out. If they are on, I want them messy and the more the better. The sweating stopped. My stomach immediately makes a noise that can only mean, shits about to go down (pun intended). That was me before I knew what the heck was going on with my body(UC). Turns out on the walk, he had a horrible urge to fart and instead shit himself on the sidewalk. Like literally holding a strangers hand through a tiny window, shitting my pants. I hovered near a curb while I shat my brains out into my compression shorts. The stress of being late plus the massive amount of sugar resulted in the worst case of shits Ive ever experienced with NO bathrooms in sight. I explained to her that sometimes adults have accidents too and to please never, ever breathe a word of this to a single soul. Mainstreet USA Such an exciting, patriotic day! I was bare-ass naked, except for sandals, in the bathroom as I wiped up my splatter around the toilet as best I could. Curse yourself. Did you guys enjoy the parade? I keep walking, head down, praying I dont leave a trail of stench behind me. 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